He likes to thinks so – that we stay up all night

Thinking about him – with a fondness oh so true

That the world wouldn’t last without him

Due to a grief so deeply blue

That if it wasn’t for his depth of character

There would be no point at all to …

Such admiring contemplation – of his comely visage

In that mirror on the wall

(But – is he good lookin’)

He likes to think so – He likes to think so – He likes to think so

He likes to think so – that we’ll grow back our hair

Reclaim our Samson – from the Delilahs of the world

Who think that they are oh so special

When they don’t know anything

About what it takes to live in the real world

Hail to the once and future king with …

Such admiring contemplation – of his comely visage

In that mirror on the wall

(But – is he good lookin’)

He likes to think so – He likes to think so – He likes to think so

He likes to think so